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Wednesday

Jul 2014

officialwillowpape:

when u dress up for a date in the kim k game and he say u look uglyimage

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Wednesday

Jul 2014

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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Wednesday

Jul 2014

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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Wednesday

Jul 2014
When my friends complain that I’m much less fun now than when I was still funemployed

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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Tuesday

Jul 2014

balthstiel:

Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son

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Tuesday

Jul 2014

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

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Tuesday

Jul 2014
Anonymous
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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Tuesday

Jul 2014
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Tuesday

Jul 2014

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

702,739 plays
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Tuesday

Jul 2014

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

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Tuesday

Jul 2014

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

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Monday

Jul 2014

laughtime:

every morning

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Monday

Jul 2014

andythanfiction:

2-hell-n-back:

I can’t stop laughing at this. 

The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.

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Monday

Jul 2014
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Monday

Jul 2014
get to know me meme: [1/15] female characters
katherine pierce; "How do you think I survived 500 years? It wasn’t because I was a vampire, it’s because I never looked back. Don’t be dumb. Survive."