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Oct 2014

cl0ves:

OH MY GOD

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Monday

Oct 2014

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

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Monday

Oct 2014

thewinchesterswagger:

i had to email a science paper on lake effects (LE for short) and in the subject i wrote “le paper”

i sent it before i realized i accidentally memed

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Monday

Oct 2014

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

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Monday

Oct 2014

guy:

He’s a fucking fish

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Sunday

Oct 2014

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

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Sunday

Oct 2014

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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Oct 2014

youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

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Sunday

Oct 2014

crunchier:

*receives a text* person: hey!

me: hey

*person reads it but doesn’t reply*

image

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boo-bickells:

do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you

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Sunday

Oct 2014

memespray:

rhyse:

benedict cumberbatch returns home after a long flight

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Oct 2014
"Look at that face! So nice to squeeze it again."