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Monday

Sep 2014

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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Monday

Sep 2014
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Monday

Sep 2014

Sooooo I work at a supermarket..and during my shift some random people started setting up cameras and equipment and stuff…they were shooting a movie with emma roberts and james franco…like holy shit I’m so glad I had work today because I fricken got to see emma roberts and james franco omfg

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Monday

Sep 2014

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

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Monday

Sep 2014

stilin-ansel:

Do you ever just remember that there’s never gonna be another Harry Potter movie and just:

image

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Monday

Sep 2014
Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm
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Monday

Sep 2014

Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain.

Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?

(via mark-my-wordss)


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Monday

Sep 2014

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

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Monday

Sep 2014

tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

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Monday

Sep 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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Monday

Sep 2014

1nd2rd3st:

bruh

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Monday

Sep 2014
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Monday

Sep 2014
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Monday

Sep 2014

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

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Monday

Sep 2014

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'