is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
Sooooo I work at a supermarket..and during my shift some random people started setting up cameras and equipment and stuff…they were shooting a movie with emma roberts and james franco…like holy shit I’m so glad I had work today because I fricken got to see emma roberts and james franco omfg
Fred: Okay team let’s split up
Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*
Do you ever just remember that there’s never gonna be another Harry Potter movie and just:
Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain.—
Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow